Saturday, January 26, 2013

We Polished Off Shadow of Colossus

 We're Playing Shadow of the Colossus for the PlayStation 2.
    Essentially we mean that we played it awhile ago and now we're finally finding time to edit it.
       Finding all the nudity and violence was a challenge.
          Obviously we wanted to keep it in.
            Unfortunately our mom didn't agree.
               Now we know what your thinking.
                  "Dudes! Why can't you leave it as it was intended?"
                    Yeah but no.
                       Obstructing your view of the content with censor boxes would have been a challenge.
                          Ultimately, we got lazy.
                            Restoring audio and video from nothing is hard.
                              Hearing all the screaming and horse neighing was scarring.
                               Our speakers blew up in mournful shame.
                                Underneath the stair case we found a note.
                                 Smelling it brought tears to our eyes.
                                   Everything in the note was written from us in the future.

Part 1

Part 2

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